Mr. Aging Liberal Hippie Douche

 

 

唔好意思，写得比较快，所以感情词语用得比较多~

 

最近RP真系跌到爆灯。BakaOji，比你抢晒啊！！！=P

顺附带仿90后恶心自拍一张~

 

 

偶尔在youtube发现的

a small joke for Mother's day. Don't get pissed off.

 

 

一直喜欢这一Scene。校内好像不让link youtube的~

所以在这里发下。 

 

 

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.---------Pulp Fiction

 

Pulp Fiction很不错的一幕~

 

"Describe what Marsalles Wallace looks like."--Jules

"What?"--Brett

"Say 'what' again , SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker, say 'what' one more god damn time."--Jules

"He's black."--Brett

"Go on,“--Jules

”And he's bold"--Brett

"Does he look like a bitch?"--Jules

"What?" (Gun shot from Jules) "Ahhh....." (In pain)--Brett

"Does Marsallus Wallace look like a bitch!"--Jules

"Nooooo!"--Brett

"Then why you tried to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?"---Jules

"I didn't."--Brett

"Yes you did! Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. But Marsallus Wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace."--Jules

"You read the bible Brett? There's one passage I got memorized. It's in Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee" --Jules (Gun shots, Brett died)

 

 

第一次看的时候，没有字幕-以为是恶搞。

真正了解的时候，觉得很感动。

How much do you still remember~the dream you scrabbled down when you were young?

 

  

 

喂～ Kurumi
这街道的景色在你的眼中是什麼模样呢？
现在的我看起来又是怎样？

喂～ Kurumi
若是旁人的关心也让你听起来像挖苦似的
那个时候又该怎麼做才好呢？

只是回想起过去美好的一切
却让人的心情更自觉得濒老
在这样的生活里头
如今 我正要动起来了
因为我不想只做个齿轮而已啊
伴随希望的衍生而增加的失望
即使如此明天的内心依旧悸动
「究竟会发生什麼事呢？」
试著去想像看看吧

喂～ Kurumi
假使时间的河流会将一切给洗刷带走的话
那生存这件事就变得再容易不过了

喂～ Kurumi
在那之后我一次也不曾让眼泪流下来
可是 让我能够开怀真心的笑却也很少

不知在哪里扣错了
发觉到的时候才知道多了一个钮扣
就像这样地要是能和 某个有多的钮扣穴的人相遇
让一切变得有意义就好了
伴随邂逅的次数而增加的别离
即使如此内心仍因希望而跳动
每当在走过十字路口的时候
难免也会有迷失方向的时候

总是乞望想拥有比眼前更多
为了追求那不变的爱而高歌
於是齿轮不停转动
超过必要的负担 让齿轮一面发出嘎吱的声响
伴随希望的衍生而增加的失望
即使如此明天的内心依旧悸动
「究竟会发生什麼事呢？」
试著去想像看看吧
伴随邂逅的次数而增加的别离
即使如此内心仍因希望而跳动
现在已经不能够回头了啊
向前走吧 踏上没有你的这条路

 

OK, here's the case. Joey went snowboarding on Friday and went for a jump. Without proper spotting, he flew into the air and realized that there was no proper landing zone. Joey lost balance, landed improperly and stretched out his left arm to supported him. Later on he suffered excruciating pain in his left wrist and found out that his left wrist is very swollen up. As a good and diligent medical student he went to get his arm X-rayed, and decided to document this case and shared it with all his friends. Here's the question. The following pictures are the X ray films of Joey's left wrist. What is the problem? (if there is one)

Joey has his own guesses but he still has to wait for the radiologist to read the film for him. So just reply if you find anything you think abnormal.

 

中文版：相对会比较短。我礼拜5去左滑雪，玩野然后五小心做左超人，腾空6尺8月15落地。整趁只手。一下几张系我左手嘎X ray，估下边度有问题（如果有的话）？

 

 

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If I were an enzyme, I would like to be a helicase, and unzip your genes.  =P

因为考完试实在无聊，况且不走运点到了Kitty同学的25things~所以就顺便写一下。还不知道能不能凑够25件呢............-_-||

观摩了WW,LXK,跟HYJ 3个版本~希望写得不会太不靠谱~（靠谱是国语呃...........我竟然会用这个词，简直要掌声鼓励啦~）

Anyways, here we go:

 

1.   喜欢白人女生 (Yes, that's right, white girls. ) 觉得她们染黑了头发很性感. Blondy不错,

      但最好的仍然是黑头发,觉得黑发的带有Frenchy Frenchy的感觉.

2.   接上一项,觉得轻度哥德式打扮很赞.有唇环眉钉胸口有纹身的女生其实很佳.

3.   再接上一项,同时很无可救药的向往着大和抚子式的女生,知道自己走极端很欠扁.

4.   根据本我自我超我的原则,苦思着如果第一项跟第二项是Id, 第三项是Superego,那么ego会是怎样?

5.   最近在玩snowboard,这个雪季去了不下12次,奇迹般没有摔伤

6.   希望在医学院毕业前能够做到滑雪Front side 360度回转

7.   因为滑雪的缘故迷上了头巾,一口气买了7条,全部都当围巾来戴,绝不戴头上.

      其中有一条是Hello Kitty的,不过是哥德式hello kitty =p

8.   最近发现自己的语言熟练度: 广州话>英文>普通话. (Yes, I suck major in Mandarin, unfortunately)

     点外卖的时候扬州炒饭竟被听成洋葱炒饭而且被问是否炒饭完全不放肉 (- -;)

9.   手会出很多汗,很无奈.

10. 我其实有胸肌. (叔叔有练过的哦~)

11. 哭点其实很低但是常常有装硬汉的想法,所以看感人的电影总想一个人看.

12. 终于到第12项了...........(就给我偷一项,表扁我)

13. 给人感觉很开放,但其实很保守. (我知道你们都不会信的)

14. 给15岁妹妹搭讪过,在问及她年龄前曾经心花怒放 (详情可以参阅以前的blog entry)

15. 觉得"来来来,叔叔帮你检查身体"这句话可能在我所有认识的人之中我会用得最多. =P

16. 曾被说我很有喜点,回复曰其实是我命不好常被上天玩弄.

17. 开车在停车场雪中玩过真人头文字D

18. 间中仍然有练琴,被一French Canadian老友说这可以是把妹绝技,

      听后很郁闷的觉得妹都在高中给赵博抢光了.

19. 玩过滑水并照过一自觉很有型的相片,给老钱看她第一个的反应是我大腿很粗.............X@*#&^^#

20. 决定医学院停学一年并申报去非洲的研究/实习,望能在自己的灵魂上划下厚厚一笔.

      (It is true, and hopefully I can get approved)

21. 喝醉的时候英文会突然成为第一语言,事后被一高中美女同学证实的确如此.

22. 大学的时候双耳打洞并戴耳环3年,现耳洞已合拢, 心痛中.

23. 在免费诊所打杂,目睹美国社会之底层,顿觉自己没有入错行.

24. 苦读病理学中,但因学业之低谷而大彻大悟,现已非常的"禅" (Yes, I am all ZEN now)

25. 很欣赏"痛并快乐着"这句话.

 

结果我真的写了25项.哈哈哈哈~还是用国语的!!!!

 

(饮支益力多先,攰到咩甘~)

 

实习完检查后，顿觉妈妈的伟大。这么小的地方BB能够撑出来，是一件很不可思议的事情。当然，更不可思议的是我竟然手指短，伸不到子宫的部位。旁边一女同学两下就完成的exam，结果我在那里倒弄了很久还是够不着应该触摸的地方。被自愿报名让我们检查的那位很nice的欧巴桑就这样看着的感觉是很囧的。当然更令我巨汗的是她很好心的叫我再伸进一点，指点着我应该向哪个方向试。无论如何，这样的东西，一辈子做一次就算了。妇科，算是跟我无缘。在这里要跪谢一下为教育事业做牺牲的女性~真的超伟大。

 

还有就是回复linlin的留言：现在算是看到都有点不想吃饭的感觉了。黄俊明 has a point~